The recording Secretary, or whoever does the cross-examining, says to a soul: Where are you from ?
ME- I am from Earth.
What kind of a man were you ?
ME- Well, I don’t like to talk about myself. I suppose you can tell by looking at your books.
No Sir, you must tell what kind of a man you were.
ME- Well, I was what you might call a first-rate fellow. I loved my wife and children. My home was my heaven. My fireside was a paradise to me. To sit there and see the lights and shadows fall upon the faces of those I loved, was to me a perfect joy.
How did you treat your family ?
ME- I never said unkind word. I never caused my wife, nor my children a moments pain. I did not owe anyone anything when I died and I left enough for my funeral expenses, and to keep the fierce wolf of want from the door of those I loved.
Did you belong to any church ?
ME – No, sir. They were too narrow, pinched and bigoted for me, I never thought that I could be very happy if other folks were damned.
Did you believe in eternal punishment?
ME- No. I always thought that G-d could get his revenge in far less time.
Did you believe in rib story?
ME – Do you mean the Adam & Ewe business ? lol hahahah
Yes! Did you believe that ?
ME – To tell you the G-ds truth, that was just a little more than I could swallow. I thought it was bullshit at its best. heheheh
AWAY WITH HIM TO HELL!!!!!!!!
Where are you from ?
Christian – I am from the Earth too.
Did you belong to any church?
Christian – Yes, sir, and to the YMCA too besides.
What was your business ?
Christian – Cashier in a savings Banks.
Did you ever run away with any money ?
Christian – Where I came from, a witness could not be compelled to criminate himself.
The law is different here.Answer the question. Did you run away with money?
Christian – Yes, sir.
How much ?
Christian – $ 100000
Did you take anything else with you ?
Christian – YES, SIR.
Well, what else ?
Christian – I took my neighbor’s wife-we sang together in the choir.
Did you have a wife and children of your own ?
Christian – Yes, sir.
And you deserted them?
Christian – Yes, sir, but such was my confidence in God that I believed he would take care of them.
Have you heard of them since ?
Christian – No, sir.
Did you believe in the rib story?
Christian – Bless your soul, of course I did. A thousand time I regretted that there were no harder stories in the Bible, so that I could have shown my wealth of faith in God.
Do you believe the rib story yet ?
Christian – Yes, with all my heart.
GIVE HIM A HARP.