Murderer 1 on the cross. “Happy Good Friday JC”.
JC. “What’s so good about it. My Father ( that means me ) has to sacrifice his own son ( That means me and he ) and he ( means me ) just forsake me.”
Murderer 1on the cross. “You’re fucking retard JC”.
Murderer 2 on the cross. “Well, see the good point. Without the ritualistic human sacrifice people wouldn’t feel guilty enough to believe”.
JC – “Hold on a sec, why can’t I prove everything with actual evidence, logic & reason?”
Murderer 1 on cross – “Oh! Silly JC if they believe in reason & logic the whole thing falls apart”.
JC – “I am still unsure how does this silly sacrifice change anything atall”.
Murderer 1 on cross – “Hey JC , look an Eostre bubby”.
Murderer 2 on cross – “Shut up murderer 1. JC please remember me up in heaven”.
JC – ” Can both of you just shut the fuck up, I am just trying to die here for their sins, besides they won’t stop sinning either in future”.
Murderer 1 – “So all this drama is wasted?”
JC – “I guess so. I will just take my space ship and go back in sky in few days. Happy Eostre both you idiots”.