Cross story

Murderer 1 on the cross. “Happy Good Friday JC”.

JC. “What’s so good about it. My Father ( that means me ) has to sacrifice his own son ( That means me and he ) and he ( means me ) just forsake me.”

Murderer 1on the cross. “You’re fucking retard JC”.

Murderer 2 on the cross. “Well, see the good point. Without the ritualistic human sacrifice people wouldn’t feel guilty enough to believe”.

JC – “Hold on a sec, why can’t I prove everything with actual evidence, logic & reason?”

Murderer 1 on cross – “Oh! Silly JC if they believe in reason & logic the whole thing falls apart”.

JC – “I am still unsure how does this silly sacrifice change anything atall”.

Murderer 1 on cross – “Hey JC , look an Eostre bubby”.

Murderer 2 on cross – “Shut up murderer 1. JC please remember me up in heaven”.

JC – ” Can both of you just shut the fuck up, I am just trying to die here for their sins, besides they won’t stop sinning either in future”.

Murderer 1 – “So all this drama is wasted?”

JC – “I guess so. I will just take my space ship and go back in sky in few days. Happy Eostre both you idiots”.

As you already found out, 99.99% of the people visiting internet boards are full of crap.

We hope the following information will give you a better insight into the actual conditions that are acceptable to the real people trading financial instruments as opposed to all of the nonsense that has been perpetrated by the brokers and others that simply do not understand the nature of this business.

First, let’s put to rest many of the things that are incorrect and inaccurate about buying and selling instruments.

Consider the following corrections to items that are pervasive throughout the brokers’ network, continue to be included in Letters of Intent, have been incorrectly applied to these transaction and are never a part of a real agreement between a real seller and his buyer counterparty in the trading world:

1. First and foremost, the days of the buyer standing in the public square and dropping his pants while the seller hides in the dark and is “protected” by some broker that calls himself the “mandate” are gone from this business, never to return.

2. The LOI can never become a contract. This is contrary to contract law. The seller and the buyer will always enter into an enforceable commercial contract/agreement. The LOI is just that, an expression of the buyer’s interest or intention. More than 95% of the time, the LOI is written by a broker, not by the seller and, for the most part, these brokers have just cut and pasted information that they obtained from other brokers.

3. Banking coordinates are never conveyed in a LOI. These are very confidential and are not the business of the broker network. In fact, banking coordinates are never conveyed in an agreement. Banking coordinates are only conveyed principal to principal.

4. The laws of perjury do not apply to any commercial document, or agreement. This is contrary to contract law and it is impossible for someone to perjure themselves in a letter of intent or interest.

5. There are no rules, regulations, acts, ordinances or laws (including the US. Patriot Act of 2001) that require a buyer to produce a proof of financial capability prior to acquiring any instrument.

6. There is no agency or department of the US Government that approves the private sale of Medium Term Notes (MTNs) or Bank Guarantees (BGs) and there is no department that issues a “Fed number” for MTNs. This is all broker nonsense.

7. Banks do not endorse fee agreements, contracts or LOIs. This action would place a financial liability on the bank and they cannot and will not incur that liability on behalf of their depositors.

8. Banks do not issue irrevocable conditional bank purchase orders (ICBPO), or any purchase orders, period. In fact, a bank is precluded from incurring any liability on behalf of a depositor. And, the words “irrevocable conditional” form an oxymoron. No western world bank will issue a MT543, as it is a liability on behalf of the bank. In fact, as of September 1, 2003, the MT543 is gone from the banking world.

9. Issuing banks do not enter into agreements to sell their financial instruments and the buyer’s banks do not enter into agreements to purchase the financial instruments. The agreement is always between the buyer and the seller. And no banker or securities officer is going to act on behalf of the buyer or seller until and unless there is an agreement in place.

10. Collateral first is the most misunderstood phrase. Collateral first does not mean that the actual instruments move to the buyer before payment. It means that the seller must provide an invoice setting forth the details of the instruments, before the payment is made. There is no longer such a thing as a collateral first settlement via Euroclear and there is no such thing as a “collateral first“ DVP settlement, these are not the same settlement types.

11. There is no such thing as “due diligence” by some “agency” for seasoned instruments. The buy/sell transaction between private parties is private and does not require the approval of any governmental body or agency.

12. As a result of the post-September 11 rules on wire transfers of funds, it is no longer possible for buyers to move cash funds in amounts over US$500M without the funds being stopped and investigated. Accordingly, offers that set forth tranches of $1b, $5b and more, are just pure nonsense.

13. The ICC in Paris, France, is not an enforcement, adjudication or legislative body. They are simply an information body. And, they have never published anything on the subject of NCNDs. Accordingly, the ICC has no jurisdictional authority or standing in any commercial agreement.

14. Contract law sets forth that there cannot be any conflict of jurisdictional oversight to an agreement. Accordingly, an agreement cannot contain multiple jurisdictions as the controlling laws. Example: “This agreement is governed by the laws where the buyer and the seller reside and the ICC. Paris, France”. Or “this agreement is governed by the laws of the USA, UK, Hong Kong, Switzerland and Germany” were written by someone who knows nothing about the law. Period.

15. Bank guarantees are never on any screen (DTC or Euroclear) for screening, authentication or settlement. All BGs must be transacted via standard non-Euroclear DVP protocol settlement procedures.

16. Medium term notes (MTNs) are only on Euroclear, not on DTC, for screening, authentication and settlement. All MTNs and bonds on Euroclear must be transacted via standard Euroclear DVP protocol settlement procedures.

17. Prior to January 1, 2003, it was possible to settle on Euroclear with a collateral first settlement. The seller provided the buyer with the invoice containing all of the instrument and Euroclear codes, including the blocking code. The buyer would then screen the instruments, block (delivery) the instruments in its name and then pay the seller via wire transfer of funds. Euroclear called this a “free delivery” as the instruments were blocked in the name of the buyer without any funds being delivered (payment) at the same time. There were too many incidents where the funds never were wired, causing both the seller and Euroclear big problems. So, as of January 1, 2003, there are no more “free deliveries”.. All instruments on Euroclear must be transacted via standard Euroclear DVP protocol settlement procedures.

18. Standard Euroclear DVP protocol settlement procedures and standard non-Euroclear DVP protocol settlement procedures, do not require and, in fact, preclude the need for a proof of funds, proof of capability, financial capability letter, MT760, MT543 or MT799. This is handled in the bank to bank call, after the agreement is signed and in place. Accordingly, no one will issue these documents, as they are replaced by the bank to bank confirmation call that must take place immediately after the agreement is signed.

19. MT100 and MT103 are conditional swift transfers of cash funds. The MT100 has not been used for more than two years. The MT103 is the current method of sending a conditional swift transfer of cash funds. However, the MT103 is only used for fresh cut (new issue), funds first transactions and never for seasoned paper or a DVP settlement transaction.

20. MT760 is not a proof of funds, blocking of funds, movement of funds or settlement document. It only has one purpose. Its purpose is for the actual movement of the bank guarantee (not MTNs or bonds) from the seller’s bank officer to the buyer’s bank officer.

21. MT799 is a simple text message, sent bank to bank. In this business, this is used for a bank to bank proof of funds, only. The MT799 is not a form of payment and it is not a bank undertaking or promise to pay. It is simply a bank to bank confirmation of the funds on deposit, nothing more. And, all of those brokers out there who modify the MT799 to make it look like a bank undertaking are just kidding themselves.

22. Standby Letters of Credit (SBLCs) are not instruments that are issued, bought and sold at discounted prices. When a bank issues a SBLC, the price to the buyer is 100% of face value, plus the bank service charge for the instrument. And, the purchaser of the SBLC will ask the bank to place a restrictive endorsement on the SBLC, for the payment of a specific item of goods or services. All offers for large amounts of SBLCs at discounted prices are absolutely fraudulent offers.

23. A fee protection agreement (FPA) that states “to be determined” or “to be nominated” as the name of the paymaster for either the buyer’s side or the seller’s side is absolutely worthless. No prudent business person will issue a blank document. And, if you do not know the name of the seller’s side paymaster, then you do not have a valid offer and you do not have any way of delivering the Ready Willing and Able (RWA) letter to the seller.

24. There is no such thing as slightly seasoned instruments. Instruments are either fresh cut (new issue that has not been registered with a buyer) or they are seasoned (instruments that have already been sold to one or more buyers). While the price of seasoned instrument can vary, the fact that they are either seasoned or not seasoned is binary in nature.

25. There is no such thing as the “gray screen”, a “Fed ID” approving the acquisition of MTNs, a “Fed Pool” , “Fed program” or “Fed trader”. This is all pure broker nonsense.

Hope this clarifies all and sets the record straight.

Looking forward to doing business with you and to continue being your resource for deals, capital, relationships and advice.

Your feedback as always is greatly appreciated.

Thanks much for your consideration.

A new scammer on social networking site.
James Gold Diamond Mining ( with Osei Mining Ltd., )
This is is facebook id


Claims to be from Togo, Mali and live in Agona Ashanti, Ashanti, Ghana.

He uses several pages and groups on facebook to cheat people. He can’t travel outside Ghana and will request buyers to come to Ghana. Besides, he will somehow convince people to pay him in advance.
Incase if you are doing business with this person, then kindly be on guard. HE IS A SCAMMER

These are some of the pictures he uses to cheat people across the net.971362_227751290759058_99607647954545168_n






Air India

The advertisements of Air India are so attractive and drives ones fanciful imagination to fly away heavenly skies with superior quality service and value for money. Hold on, what did I just write? Am I serious? Air India and with superior service and value for money. Oh! Lets examine my experiences with this Indian national air carrier with a little bit of respect and unbiased effort.

Recently I read an article in Times of India newspaper, “Worms found in sandwich served on Air India flight” dated 15.10.2013.

Well, I was not surprised. Air India is the national loss making carrier of India. It does pay its staff the best salaries, incentives, benefits, bonuses etc etc etc …To get employed at Air India is like getting a job offer from God himself. Life is fully set and no need to worry, or no need to work hard and no pressure for results as required by private air lines.

Apart from offering pathetic service, they are also well known for having the most horrifying beautiful grandma’s who unfortunately work flight stewardess. Hey, since I called them Grandma’s then expect them to be rude to you and treat you as their slave and speak broken Hinglish. The management is unquestionable for their results, apparently any municipal or government department in India is unquestionable as well.

However, if you are planning to book your flight tickets through E-Commerce, then you are invited for lots of errors which will eventually cause you loads of trouble.

I suppose Indian government gives up service industry sectors and let private corporations take Air India and make it a world class air lines. We can, dont we have Indians employed at Emirates and Etihad air lines.


Courtesy photo by Ashok Dongre

Rape in India

The recent media reporting rape cases in India almost every day. Its become a normal headline or breaking news section in Indian newspapers and TV news channels. However, by now Indians have got used to this news, just like the other issues which are unattended in India by the government.
The outsiders have already changed their perception about India and they have forgotten the great Indian culture and its rich heritage due to the constant breaking news about Indian rapes. More over, the government is unable to curb this situation and things are just getting worse day by day. You might be reading in the morning news paper about a rape which happened on earlier day and in meantime if you have your TV set on to any of the news channel, you might not be surprised to hear one more rape.

India is a diversified country and has great disparity among its people in terms of income, religion, beliefs, superstitions, culture, education and several other factors. Its unlike Norway, China, Sweden, Japan, Poland or any other nation which is unified with one language and one national theme. India post independence has been struggling to form itself or have one national identity.

People from rural areas have been ever since migrating to larger cities for better income and living or trying to get jobs in the gulf and other prosperous nations. There is no retirement pension or other medical benefits provided to people like the other western countries. People working for government sectors and public sectors have fair better and less accountable jobs with old age benefits and financial security. Thanks to the red-tapism. Increasing prices, inflation and other civic administration issues which have been not taken care by the government adds to the misery of the people. Everyone is frustrated and just trying to make ends meet. With all these issues already at the helm of it , the sudden surge of western culture has introduced into the frustrated culture with sex, porn and vulgarity.

Sex has become a great refresher for the frustrated men. Alcohol, smoking, gutka & drugs makes one more addition to the mental orgasm and that’s sex. In a society where sex before marriage is taboo or even openly discussing about sex is taboo or even sex education is taboo, makes things pretty messy in minds of Indian men.

Besides in Indian society a woman is seen a weak being and gender to be oppressed. The idea of woman in most Indian men is only to be wife, to have sex, to give birth to children and to do household chores. There is no much respect for woman and therefore , woman are easy prey. All the internet porn sites, advertising, tabloids, movies, television adds to the minds of these men a big time and they are unable to resist their cravings. Some might start with molesting next door kids, molesting ladies in buses , trains or even on the streets. Passing lewd comments is considered as hero in most street side gangs. These men start with minor sexual offences which go unpunished in the beginning or they just rise to the next level of sexual offence and one fine day result in raping someone. Most ladies might not complaint about the rape , because of social trauma and also police inaction. The cases in court take several decades for decision and also the investigation process itself in a rape is so embarrassing that no woman would like to go through that, sometime the police investigation itself is worst than the actual rape.

In a society where female is considered as curse, a female is married to an older guy just because of poor conditions, a female is sold to brothels or abducted – raped and left at her own destiny. One cant expect much changes to happen in the minds of such men who involves in such horrendous crimes against woman. If most politician and their relatives themselves are involved into sexual offences , one cant expect law to take hold of the situation.

The real nightmare is of tourists who travel to India and get sexually abused everywhere they move. Most Indian men when they see a white woman, they will think she will be easy for sex and furthermore, they know that due to visa restrictions the woman has to leave he country before visa expiry date. Plus police can be paid and the entire case story modified as per the request of the accused.

India has great culture and heritage , but only in its ancient monuments and palaces. Thats all. Woman are not safe in villages, towns or cities. India is not safe for Indian woman or even tourists.

Pani-Puri Walla

The Panipuriwalla digging his nose, he finds the stuff inside his nose which has been irritating his breathing and gets it out of the nose and rolls it between his index finger and thumb and throws it away. Now its a sigh of relief, he continues to prepare Panipuri for his customers. Well, he doesn’t use any gloves to serve his customers and we are also unaware of the fact from where did he get that water to prepare that Panipuri, but for an average Indian that doesn’t matter. All that matters is the taste. The Panipuriwalla has migrated from some north Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, Bihar or any other newly formed state. He has merge incomes and resides in the nearby slums, he shares his hut with 10 another north Indians. Water is very scarce and its not even possible for him to wash his hands or that certain body part after attending to natures call. However, we all enjoy the taste of Panipuri and never get into the nitty gritties of the making or the personal hygiene of the person who has prepared that famous Indian street snack.

The best of George Carlin

I just love this paragraph of Late Mr. George Carlin from his book “When will Jesus bring the pork chops”.

Truly an amazing person and a greatest freethinker of all times.

MARY: Joe, we’re gonna have a baby.
JOE: What? That’s impossible. All I ever do is put it between your thighs.
MARY: Well, I don’t know. Something must’ve gone wrong.
JOE: Who says you’re pregnant?
MARY: An angel appeared to me in the backyard and said so.
JOE: An angel?
MARY: An angel of God. His name was Gabriel. He had a trumpet and he appeared to
me in the
JOE: He what?
MARY: He appeared to me.
JOE: Was he naked?
MARY: No. I think he had on a raincoat. I don’t really know. He was glowing so brightly.
JOE: Mary, you’re under a lot of stress. Why don’t you take a few days off from the shop.
The accounts can wait.

MARY: I’m telling you, Joe. This Angel Gabriel said that God wanted me to have his
JOE: Did you ask for some sort of sign?
MARY: Of course I did. He said tomorrow morning I’d start getting sick.
JOE: But why should God want a kid?
MARY: Well, Gabriel said that according to Luke it’s kind of an ego thing. Plus, he
promised the Jews a long time ago, it’s just that he never got around to it. But now that he feels ready
for children he doesn’t want to just make them out of clay or dust. He wants to get humans involved.
JOE: Well, is he going to help toward raising the kid? God knows we can’t do it alone. I
could use a bigger shop, and maybe he could throw a couple of those nice crucifix contracts my
way. The Romans are nailin’ up everything that walks.
MARY: Honey, Gabriel said not to worry. The kid would be a real winner. A public
speaker and good with miracles.
JOE: Well, that’s a relief. Anyway, I guess now that you’re officially pregnant I can start
puttin’ it inside you.
MARY: I’m sorry, honey. God wants it to be strictly a virgin birth.
JOE: I don’t get it.
MARY:That’s right, Joe.
JOE: Don’t I get to do anything?
MARY: He wants you to come up with a name for the kid. JOE: Jesus Christ!
MARY: Joe,you’re so heavy.

Reference : Courtesy from the book “When will jesus bring the pork chops by George Carlin.


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